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Meter Matters

Someone disconnected the musk meter in the extraction plant last week and there was heck to pay. While most PolcatHollowers relish the aroma of dissipated skunk scent, the concentration necessary to produce perfume is tantamount to overdosing on unsweetened chocolate.

Extractions are a delicate art.

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