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Moving In on a Good Thing

There is a rumor that the City of Polecat Hollow is trying to annex Skunkville. Mayor Simpleton's office was contacted today and he categorically denied that he had appointed a study committee comprised of Igmund G. Goodfellow Senior, Billy Bud Blueblood, and Guy Dance to strategize on the matter at the February Redevelopment Board meeting.

This came as news to Goodfellow who was contacted this afternoon by reporters from KPU radio and The Scent of Polecat Hollow.

"The mayor seems to be confused in his recollections of that meeting," he said. "His exact quote was 'let's swallow them.'"

The mayor's response was that he was simply using that term to indicate affection as the larfer town sought ways to honor the smaller on their 100th aniversery. "You know how old folks used to tell kids that they were so cute they could just eat you up," he explained.

Apparently the town council of Polecat Hollow's cute counterpart isn't feeling the love. They have contracted with the law firms of S.Q, Eyre and Lee Gail Eese to ward off what they assume will be a hostile takeover attempt.

Mayor simpleton's interest in "honoring" Skunkville seems to have begun several weeks ago when a vein of gold was discovered within her city limits.

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